Corner Caliphate

Whether coincidence or paranoia, I stopped at my corner convenience store for a fresh brewed cup of coffee, and left with visions of the coming insurrection.  Avoiding the autos in line for $4.00 per gallon gasoline, I entered the store or the madrassa depending upon ones point of view I suppose.

Little did I realize until today just how wide spread the conspiracy actually were. Upon entering this gateway to the new world order, one need only look to their right to see the beginnings. The “Lame stream media” center containing propaganda like the local Post-Dispatch, New York Times, and other assorted communist/leftist publications greet you. They sit prominently in front of the “State Run Lottery.” A socialist tool to make the masses believe they too can be rich.

I was greeted by a clerk named “Mo”. He was of Middle Eastern descent. No doubt it was short for Mohammed. It dawned on me at that moment, just how the Muslim brotherhood had quietly spread throughout our communities undetected. Go to any convenience store and you are likely to experience the same thing.

As you navigate through the store it becomes clearer by the aisle. Motor oils and household goods, “Brazilian oil?” Exxon, Kimberly Clark, Another aisle has products manufactured by Land of Lakes, Mars, Nestle, PepsiCo, Coca Cola, American baking corporation, Johnson & Johnson, Nabisco, Frito lay etc. Aisle after aisle. It only takes a little research to learn that the common denominator is George Soros. He has after all owned stock in each of these corporations at one time or another. The man a true danger to our country I say.

As I approached the coffee bar, I noticed a young man of Hispanic heritage; his name tag identified him as Juan. If one overlooks the connection with Juan Valdez and his working at keeping the coffee bar stocked and clean, it is easy to see the real meaning. The Muslim brotherhood is now using illegal immigrants no doubt tied to the Mexican Mafia, to escalate the Caliphate. I really began to grow concerned when Juan began to refill the Slurpee machine. Wasn’t this how they spread the mind altering drugs to our youth? Oh No that was Kaddafi in Libya, or has the conspiracy spread this far so fast? Maybe so, after all the Mexican mafia had no problem flooding our country with their illegal aliens and drugs.

I panicked. I made my coffee and hurried to the checkout counter. “Mo.” Cleverly inserted his Washington University student ID in to the medical journal he was pretending to be studying. He rang up my order; I could feel his eyes on me the entire time. I could hear the decoyed voice of Juan call out in the background, “Mo, we are almost out of the Nestle Quick”!

I ran to my car and quickly dialed my cell phone. Too late, a gold line commercial was playing and the phone lines were jammed. I was unable to reach Glenn Beck. So I share this with you now. There is a Caliphate occurring on the corner!

“A lie makes it halfway around the world before truth get’s it’s pants on.” ~ Mark Twain

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~ by onthedarkside on April 21, 2011.

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